So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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