so let's talk penis.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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