I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I look better un-naked...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
where are you?
Hypothermia
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My ass is underappreciated
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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