I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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