every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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