You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize
