Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
