No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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