whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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