I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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