Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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