So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
