brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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