you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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