Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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