So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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