dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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