Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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