I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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