That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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