your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
