i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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