She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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