Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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