it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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