"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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