Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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