She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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