i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm both gender and math confused
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