I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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