HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
