I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
im six kinds of drunk right now
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
