she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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