Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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