i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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