saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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