He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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