Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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