He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Randomize