If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
tell me about the eggs
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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