i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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