You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm always down for nudity.
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