Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Randomize
