Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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