Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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