I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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