she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
