I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Need sex. Gaining weight.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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