Grow some girl-balls and come out already
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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