Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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