She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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