i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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